If you're looking at this page, you probably have the wrong idea. You are close to the answer though. Very close.

The answer isn't here, but this puzzle will tell you how to find it.

Acrostic puzzle

Clues

: ideology of one sharing namesake with Putin
: where the Ove Glove is as seen
: push against the water to facilitate travel
: boy whose best friend loves orange soda
: dangerous
: what things go when they disappear
: to take care of, as with animals or wounds
: noble gas important in early lasers
: you or Reeves, compared to an average guy
: coastline, famously French or Italian, e.g.
: Saturday Night Live has the most of these
: mobile
: what you are without the third clue
: Morocco's capital, which I'm sure you don't need to look up
: Kong with a peanut gun